In this case they are worth about a million thanks to the photos by Stewart Codd.
Check out the nights photos "HERE"
They capture a special night which in the best traditions of Kelham Road was a team effort.
It was tropical inside the clubhouse but also full of excited chatter amid friendships renewed.
The speakers had enough tales to do another dinner next week.
A warm welcome from club captain Will Britten led into Bob Benbow talking about the earlier days.
And the debate will carry on between Nick Maltby-Bill Russell, Alan Swain, Edward Hine, John Lees and Danny Coen over whose Cup-winning team was best…
Great to gather a number of the club’s internationals together led by Dusty and Wellsy.
All in all, a top night…
Now for the next Century…